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Hasanetics

Definition: Hasanentics is a terminology used to define radical left-wing extremism (otherwise known to sane people as terrorism and insurrectionism) that redefines the human minds' comprehension, but unlike Cthulhu, instead of terrifying everyone, it turns those who watch Hasan with the no sanity left, and radicalizes them into becoming 16 year old Anti-American pawns.

Hasanentics is also believed to be used by Hasan himself to help the mainstream media find ways to make America and Israel (Or as he and his goons call it, the Great Satan and Little Satan) look like "The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" or in other words warping reality to fit his political needs.

Hasanetics is considered the study of what goes on in Hasan's (very tiny) head and what his beliefs are. If you disagree with Hasan Piker, you will be permabanned and his Chat will call you a Zionist Pig even for the most basic of takes such as, "October 7th 2023 was bad for the Middle East" or "Iran shouldn't have Nuclear Weapons as they want to destroy the America".

Quick Definition: Hasanetics is the study on how deranged and deteriorated Hamas Piker's brain and his fanbase are.

Pronunciation: /ˈhes.ən.net.ɪks/ Rhymes with 'Critics'

Origin: Hasanetics was a term coined by the YouTuber named MorePegasus at around 2025, June 24th at 8:00 AM. It is considered to be the greatest study found in human history since Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity and when Albert Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity.
Person 1 (Average Joe): Hey! How's it going? What are you watching?
Person 2 (Hasan Pikerstan): Something crazy dud! Have you heard of the Houthis before?
Person 1: Wha- Houthis? Aren't those guys terrorists who starve the Yemenis for their own agenda?
Person 2: No! They are musical people! Just like Luffy!
Person 1: Where have you heard of that? Who told you that?
Person 2: Hasan Piker! My favourite twitch streamer!
Person 1: Oh... You are a case study of Hasanetics then...
by Seven Swing States June 26, 2025
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Hassan

Saudi boy , bald kid , anger issues , ugly boy , locked up in another country for 10 years
Hey Hassan’s not coming back from Saudi anytime soon
by Too personal August 21, 2025
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Hasan Piker

A muslim man who immigrates to the west and wholeheartedly embraces deviant homosexuality.
His parents disowned him after he moved to California and became one of those hasan pikers.
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HasanBroker

real big boss hacker man, he can say without a doubt that he is adolf hitler. he owns /snorlax on discord
Fan 1: omg hasan your so cool
Fan 2: hasanbroker please let me suck your dick
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Hassaned

When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.
Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..
by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025
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lucy harsant

An amazing hot woman, with curly hair, has a best friend. She is sensible funny and cannot stop laughing.
She can get drunk so be careful.
person 1: gosh you need a Lucy Harsant
person 2: why?
person 1: your so serious cuz you have a Gemma
person 2: well thats true!
by hudsonchocolate November 13, 2016
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adel harsanyova

Boy1: guess who i’m hanging out with today
Boy2: who? adel harsanyova?
Boy1: yeah
Boy2: she’s such a weirdo
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