“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
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