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Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
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balls hose

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
mugGet the balls hosemug.

empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022
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Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho
Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"
by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016
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Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled
by Rock cock May 18, 2016
mugGet the Hose drainingmug.

hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
mugGet the hose dragonmug.

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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