Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties

friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.

by Frosted1 February 12, 2025

Ratatouille Handjob

When you give someone a hand job whilst a rat under your hat controls your hands.

Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!

by Smellyshart September 23, 2023

Harambe handjob

A handjob given by someone with extremely firm grip

Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.

by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024

Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly

Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob

by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024

Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed

Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"

by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023