A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
by CLiff January 7, 2005
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I heard Ethan gave Matt a big brown hairy mechanic last weekend. Matt is still recovering and Ethan still has hair on his hand.
by Gary K.W. The 2nd April 11, 2010
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'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
by turkish revenge January 3, 2010
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by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009
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by Joecefius March 3, 2008
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Tiffany is getting ready for a hot date and goes to shave her "area" tiffany must lift up her gut and attempt to shave her enormous mound of pussy,making it very diffcult for her to complete the task.Thus leaving her with her very hairy gunt.
by Emily Mifflin December 16, 2007
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