Groner

A boner that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.

God damn it, my jeans are so squeaky they're giving me a groner.

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

gerongace

1. A kind of poop
2. A substitue for a swear word
3. A kind of drink which people drink in Antartica
4. A name for the semen left over from masterbation.

1. Dude, my gerongace is still warm.
2. You stupid gerongace!
3. Can I have some gerongace?
4. Damn, where the fuck can I wipe off this gerongace?

by I Masterbate To Farm Animals March 31, 2003

gironumb

A girl that dumbs herself down and acts very dimwitted. When in reality she is actually quite intelligent.

Maggy: OMG!!!! I didn't know that was how you spelled orange!!!!

Mary: (whispers to friend) She is being such a gironumb

by kybomarie June 22, 2009

Grondah

n. A paper towel or toilet paper tube that is filled with dryer sheets and used to de-oderize the exhailled marijuana smoke.

Give me grondah so after I take this hit your room doesn't smell like weed

by wan gee hi May 28, 2010

Garoneh

(1)A sexually transmitted infection (STI) caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoea. (2)A name given to the the few who abuse dogs for comfort, they usually end up in prison where they end up barking in excessive amounts.

You have garoneh?
Whose the new kid? I heard he's a garoneh?

by arnitsu June 25, 2010

Gronicles

Sea faring slang for testicles.

If you hear "Hang him off the yardarm by his Gronicles", someone is in deep trouble.

by Whls3 November 30, 2010