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governmentese

supposedly jargon held to be characteristic of government officials;

a language spoken by government employees and their conntractors for the purpose of accomplishing as little as possible over the longest period of time

First Known Use of GOVERNMENTESE
1944
Q: "Why doesn't someone just fire this guy?"
A: "He's the only one who speaks Governmentese. We would have any public school contracts without him."
by hipoint93 September 1, 2011
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governcorp

When the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on is the agenda set by corporations and the 1%. See example TransPacific Partnership Trade Deal
Are you kidding me, GovernCorp just agreed to more tax cuts for richest .001%
by UnionTech January 22, 2015
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Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.
"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."
by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015
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Governor cuntbutt

by Mrs. mornon normon July 10, 2017
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Government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019
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Government

"Fucking hell, the government has become synonymous to the Illuminati!
by TristenTheHuman May 22, 2019
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Government

The government is literally the worst organization in the world, but they control everything so 🤷 ♀️
by Mr. Steal Yo Girlllll June 21, 2019
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