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giraffe

The giraffe is a genus of African even-toed ungulate mammals, the tallest living terrestrial animals, and the largest ruminants. The genus currently consists of one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, the type species.

Scientific name: Giraffa. Higher classification: Giraffidae. Gestation period: 13 – 15 months. Habitats: Savanna, Grassland, Woodland
Height: Male: 16 – 20 ft. (Adult), Female: 15 ft. (Adult) Its neck consists of 7 bones, just like the human neck. The neck and legs measure about 6 feet (1.8 meters). The neck alone can weigh 600 pounds. The giraffe weighing altogether 2,600 for males and 1,800 for females. They can run as fast as 35 miles an hour over short distances, or cruise at 10 mph over longer distances. A giraffe's neck is too short to reach the ground. As a result, it has to awkwardly spread its front legs or kneel to reach the ground for a drink of water. Giraffes only need to drink once every few days. Most of their water comes from all the plants they eat. A giraffe’s spots are much like human fingerprints. No two individual giraffes have exactly the same pattern. Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period! They often achieve that in quick naps that may last only a minute or two at a time. Male giraffes fight with their necks because it's the most powerful and maneuverable weapon they have. Bulls fight to establish dominance or to win the right to mate with the females (cows) (see giphy below)
a child at a zoo:"Look at that giraffe, Mommy. It's taller than our house!"

mother:"That's right, Jimmy. Giraffes are very tall animals. Even the babies are born 6 feet tall, taller than most people."
by Animal Facts March 2, 2018
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024
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Giraffe

This word is used for tall ass people. Can be used as an insult or sum shit idk.
Kaleb: "Bro, you ugly as shit."
Kareem: "Shut up, giraffe ahh nigga."
by 4kxar April 8, 2024
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Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021
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Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat
That giraffe likes to think he is the shit
by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021
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giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
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