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Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat
That giraffe likes to think he is the shit
by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021
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Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.
People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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giraffe

The giraffe is a genus of African even-toed ungulate mammals, the tallest living terrestrial animals, and the largest ruminants. The genus currently consists of one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, the type species.

Scientific name: Giraffa. Higher classification: Giraffidae. Gestation period: 13 – 15 months. Habitats: Savanna, Grassland, Woodland
Height: Male: 16 – 20 ft. (Adult), Female: 15 ft. (Adult) Its neck consists of 7 bones, just like the human neck. The neck and legs measure about 6 feet (1.8 meters). The neck alone can weigh 600 pounds. The giraffe weighing altogether 2,600 for males and 1,800 for females. They can run as fast as 35 miles an hour over short distances, or cruise at 10 mph over longer distances. A giraffe's neck is too short to reach the ground. As a result, it has to awkwardly spread its front legs or kneel to reach the ground for a drink of water. Giraffes only need to drink once every few days. Most of their water comes from all the plants they eat. A giraffe’s spots are much like human fingerprints. No two individual giraffes have exactly the same pattern. Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period! They often achieve that in quick naps that may last only a minute or two at a time. Male giraffes fight with their necks because it's the most powerful and maneuverable weapon they have. Bulls fight to establish dominance or to win the right to mate with the females (cows) (see giphy below)
a child at a zoo:"Look at that giraffe, Mommy. It's taller than our house!"

mother:"That's right, Jimmy. Giraffes are very tall animals. Even the babies are born 6 feet tall, taller than most people."
by Animal Facts March 2, 2018
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Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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Theme Park Giraffe

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.
by a paeson November 23, 2021
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Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
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