Gerboa

A world war two secret weapon.

Composition is as follows:

1/2 Rabbit
1/2 Bird
1/2 Dinosaur
1/2 Mouse

"Dude that Gerboa just went hard across the plains!"

by jkf;dajkfda;fdjklas;fjdksa; April 1, 2010

Geriobear

The opposite of Pedobear. Originates from the word geriophile, meaning one who is attracted to elderly folks age 70 or older.

If you're attracted to Clint Eastwood and would like to join a club honoring his sexual abilities, junk, and wrinkly skin, you are a Geriobear fan.

by Shannime April 8, 2010

Gerkini

A Gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a penis that is the size or smaller than an actual Gerkin Pickle. Gerkini can be used to name the penis, or the man who has a small penis.

"I just had an evening with the Gerkini" or

"His junk reminded me of a gerkini"

by focus2007 May 23, 2010

Geekophiliac

1. One who is of the genre of people who affiliate themselves with all things Geek.

2. A collector of urban culture merchandise.

3. A person who enjoys video games, action figures, and all things geek.

Dude, I am a total GEEKOPHILIAC about the new line of Action Figures coming out.

by Reyals Reign October 27, 2010

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and climbed the fucking wall like she was wearing suction caps. gecko walk

by leviticus October 26, 2013

gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 8, 2013

Geraoplitus

When a Mazda owner mods hes car but it keeps braking before it ever gets any good run in. Derived from the illness Opilitus its a more severe case. No cure has been found yet.

O no hes car has Geroplitus"

O no hes car has "Geraoplitus" its always in the garage half stripped.

by bOrN2pwn August 15, 2014