Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022

eptic gamer

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.

by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023

obsessive arsehole gamer

someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact

An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!

by nicapockaglory September 5, 2010

Epic Gamer

An epic gamer is someone who is very excellent at video games.

This applies for games such as minecraft, roblox, or fortnite. the most unepic gamers are the people who play pubg

"i saw you slay that roblox chick you are such an epic gamer"
"you just got a victory royale??? now thats an epic gamer moment"

by ThatOneSponk October 25, 2018

Gamerfunk

The taste, smell(more like stench), or overall aura of after a couple days at any Con.

Dude Blizz-Con was AWEsome, I totally almost hooked up with that Night Elf!

Yea, its too bad you had Defcon 5 Gamerfunk..

by SupaSean August 22, 2009

Gamer's guilt

Gamer's guilt is the apologetic way that gamers talk about video games when they know other people are listening. They will shy away from in depth discussion or areas that sound nerdy and will change their tone in order to appear as if they are speaking about their beloved games in an ironic manner.

The root of gamer's guilt stems from the gamer's fear of being viewed in a sterotypical manner.

I keep trying to talk with John on the bus about call of duty but we can never talk properly because he gets really bad gamer's guilt.

by oconnest October 4, 2009

Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

...(loading)...

Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

by Trynasaurus dotcom April 3, 2011