Gaffish

a person who is a gaffish is someone who acts, talks and is very stupid.

Zach is such a gaffish when he tries to smoke pot at band practice, then cant play because he smoked pot.

by j man unit December 8, 2010

Gaffetti

The stupid and embarrassingly lame things people draw on bathroom stalls, walls, desks, picnic tables etc. Includes Conversations, drawings and jokes.

Gaffetti is any one of these and more, drawn or carved into public places:

4:20, Pot Leaves, Swastikas, Penises, Crappy Gang Signs, Crude Drawings, Conversations.

by CobbySquared July 8, 2011

gaff

a word you can call someone when having banter. a word to describe someone who is annoying in a joke type of way.

your such a gaff

by ellierams September 15, 2011

gaffs

A West-Coast spoken slang abbreviation for "dgaf" (don't give a fuck), similar in nature to "lawl".

"That motherfucker just rolled up on my hood, dawg."
"Gaffs, that pussy ain't got shit on deez cheeze, yo."

by westcoastchemcoast November 15, 2013

Gaffro

A white guy with curly hair who tries to grow his hair like a affro but ends up turning into a gay affro aka Gaffro

"That guy has a Gaffro"

by Loveahamsandwich November 17, 2015

Gaffle

Another term for "gassing" up someone's head, basically telling you what you want to hear.

That's the Gaffle, I hope she doesn't fall for it.

by Word breaker September 19, 2016

gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016