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computer glich

Word often used by a reservations agent at a hotel to describe what must have happened to a guest that books a room that's not available because the wrong availability was posted on said hotels website.
Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.

Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.

Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.

Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
by i don't have a name May 3, 2005
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glitcher

Player that typically uses extraordinary timing or skill to achieve in-game feats usually not apparent to other players such as exploring blocked parts of the map or finding easter eggs- typically in first person shooter games.
"So I was glitching out of the map the other day and I totally found this supergun that kills everything"
"You're such a pro glitcher dude"
by ZetalZero December 23, 2009
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glitchability

a very sexy man who gets hoes
damn, glitchability is sooo sexy and cool
by AAAAAAAA56 October 18, 2021
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gletch

Gletch - a wrong do-ing, To Wrong someone
That was a gletch when you stabbed me in the face
by golum December 15, 2004
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glutch

Garbage juice. The stuff that seeps from the bottom/back of a garbage truck.
by m0loch September 25, 2003
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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010
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Glitchy

Glitchy is a very kind person they usually are very calm and have no energy but they can actually be one of the funniest people ever! They usually have. Blonde sidekick next to them all the time… Over all a Glitchy is the best person you can ever meet! They are also very hot and sexy!
Person1: omg glitchy is so hot

Person2: I know!!
by Random🥸 August 26, 2021
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