gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

Gamers Dozen

Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.

gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )

by Viddy O'Gaim September 20, 2019

Cozmic Gamer

The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.

Cozmic Gamer yeeted on a porkchop.

by Cozmic Gamer January 7, 2020

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

gamer charlie

a bald egg lookin ass who watches yaoi and initially looks mentally challenged and on further inspection is mentally challenged

James: eww its gamer Charlie
Evan: don't make eye contact

by mystinkybuttfart April 12, 2021

Gamer Fatigue

When a gamer looks at his screen thinking: "I wanna play something but I dont know what". Then he will waste an hour of his time not playing anything.

"You wanna game dude?"
"I don't know what to play dude, I've got gamer fatigue"

by yarinte February 24, 2021