An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyone’s babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasn’t raised as a bitch.
by Shlonger donger February 17, 2018
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by adamjackson&jason69memefilms January 02, 2018
The act of doing something very stupid with very little thought. The more retarded what you do is, the bigger the Gabe you pull.
by Wicked washcloth February 04, 2022
Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
by GdawgHoff October 05, 2011
by Mastercard December 13, 2021
What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 10, 2021