Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 02, 2022

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 03, 2016

Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.

Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 07, 2010

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 16, 2016

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 16, 2016

Freeze It

To a excessively decorate jewelry item with a prolific quantity of diamonds ("ice"), connoting an obnoxious display of material wealth.

I just got a new Rolex.. but it's still plain though, I'm bout to freeze it.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024