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Fracking

Fracking is when something is SO awesome that the stars collide, God smiles, and all of the pain in the world stops for three seconds
Those unicorns were fracking awesome, so she wanted to be one.
by RLC&MLC February 28, 2010
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Fracking

Used solely in sexual relationships between homosapiens, fracking is the sexual practice during coitus of putting ones partner into a position ending them double at the waist. Once complete a rigid straw is used to penetrate the rectal passage until a gas pocket is encountered. Then the user will siphon off this gas into their mouths. Gaining sexual pleasure in the process.
Jim and I were rubbing each other all over then he bent me over and he was fracking the hell out of my ass.
by Soysaucemajor July 22, 2016
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fracca

1.Your moms name
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
9. N. A shemales name
10. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
15. To be screwed
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the Fracca?
3. You stupid Fracca!
4. I suggest we go Fracca in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This Fraccaing guy was so Fraccaing weird. He asked me if I was Fraccaing insane.
6. Aw, Fracca!!
7. Holy Mother Fracca! You guys rock!
8. Just Fraccaing jump before I kick you in the balls!
9. I Fraccaed your mom last night
10. Hi Fracca
11. I Fraccad
by Evil Student May 23, 2008
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Massa-Fracker

A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'
When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.
by Jaggsokc March 9, 2010
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Joe Flacco

Joe Flacco is one of the most ugly quarterbacks in the NFL, right behind Jay Cutler. But, both of them are the most dominant quarterbacks in the league.
Tyrone: Man, Joe Flacco and Jay Cutler are some ugly mutha fuckas.
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Flaccid

Adjective that describes something in a negative form
Dude, that history test was so flaccid!
by Mikey Gig October 1, 2005
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frackling

The act of sexual intercourse. Whether it be with a human, animal, vegetable, chunk of meat, fruit, or inanimate object.
I heard Geoff was caught frackling some vegetables in the supermarket.

Harold walked in on his grandmother frackling with an eggplant and a vacuum cleaner.
by dthecunt May 4, 2014
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