Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

floppy gillopy

Generally used as a term for "loose vagina"

Man, she had a floppy gillopy, won't go there again

by kpell March 3, 2011

Floppy Fletcher

Noun: Inability of a man to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying sexual activity

Nope...Floppy Fletcher :(

by flowerscarpet July 4, 2011

floppy wings

Wings that can flap or move easily while retaining the original form.

"A stuffed eagle plush with floppy wings!"

by gondracorn February 14, 2012

floppy head disease

The inability to raise, lower, turn, and/or control your own head due to weak, injured, or insufficient neck muscle

Since she was notoriously clumsy, she tended to avoid newborns during their floppy head disease stage. It was really in everyone's best interest.

After being slammed to the ground repeatedly during the women's tackle football game, when she couldn't pick her own head up off of the pillow, she realized with a sinking feeling that she had adult onset floppy head disease.

by Boogiedownbronx June 3, 2013

Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014