Flatheads

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.

Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"

by daskjghrg September 19, 2016

Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.

Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line

by yami100 July 21, 2010

Fix a Flat

term used to describe a fake butt. i.e. chick used to have a FLAT ass but then went to get work done to FIX it.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.

Tyrone: Yo check out that phat ass over there..."Fix A Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?"
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake

by bigman2011 April 19, 2012

bust a flat

Busting a flat is when you ejaculate, but you're penis has not grown into erect formation yet.

I had to bust a flat when I saw Jennifer walking on the beach

by Annie Molly April 24, 2017

Human Fall Flat

A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it

Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH

by Duckyleg April 9, 2020