felunking

The act and/or expression of dipping one's genital sac (scrotum) into a gelatinous substance such as mayonnaise, pudding, wet jello, or bacon ranch dip.

Little Bobby was scolded for felunking in his mother's bowl of tapioca pudding. His testicles, however, were merely soggy.

by SupraDupra November 8, 2008

flucking

Duck sex. Originating from the two words "fuck" and "flock".

Boy: Mmm . . .
Girl: Oh yeah.
Boy: I don't know about you, but I'm thinking about you, and me, and some major flucking!

by Harold McCock April 14, 2009

krunk flunkin'

Failing school but looking extremely good while doing so.

Dudeperson: Shit man, that Derek kid is krunk flunkin' like a master

by Farknoggler October 19, 2008

flinkman

the funniest dorky character ever on alias. also: flinkmanize

Marshall Flinkman: "It's a digital camera. I have it at 42 exposures, but I wanna get it to 47 because... it's a prime number. "

MARSHALL: LSD. Well, sort of. See, I started with a lysergic acid diethylamide-based serum and, you know… Flinkmanized it. Of course, he’s not gonna see any dancing bears on this trip, I promise you that. Not that – I mean, I heard… about it from a guy once. I’ve never…

by Allison Wonderland bu December 29, 2005

flucksen

a guy whos name usually starts with a 'p' who thinks hes hot shit, but really isnt.
tries to get with the girls but cant, thinks hes smart but isnt and has no friends
also referred to as a meathead.

Damn that kid is such a flucksen, look at the way he walks

by Stacy Oriduo October 30, 2008

Flank Stank

Stink that comes out of the lower back fat or flank of an overweight person caused by trapping in bacteria and moisture.

I was banging this hog last night, and she was letting off some nasty flank stank when I flipped her over.

by d Pepper April 20, 2012

Flank

To follow someone drunk as shit home, so they don't get pulled over.

Brian got flanked home from the bar, by his friend so that he does not get pulled over.

by glare April 19, 2015