Grease lightning

Performing oral sex on a woman until she can no longer emotionally regulate reality ever again.

Johnny grease lightningged Mary Lou and she can no longer drive a car anymore

by Homelessrachel December 20, 2017

The Fighting Ginger Coalition

Also known as the F.G.C. An underground fighting force of ginger people that are bent on world domination and the stopping of ginger discrimination. Will rise to full power in the year 2054 and take over America after destroying all non-gingers, except hundred thousands of females in order to spawn more gingers. Soon turn and destroy China, as the Chinese are immune to the ginger gene and are unable to reproduce ginger children. Later they will rule the Earth by 3012.

Guy 1: Dude we need to be nice to gingers from now on.
Guy 2: Why? They don't have souls.
Guy 1: Because the fighting ginger coalition will rule the world one day.
Guy 2: You're fucking high, dumbass
Guy 1: Sooo, what does that have to do with anything

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Tesco flighting

When one or more persons take a completely random journey to a tesco supermarket, past the GMT time of 2300 hours for irrelavant items.

The time is 23:15, family guy has finished and your now bored. You feel like Tesco flighting so you drive to the 24/7 tesco just to get out the house. You spend your loose change on pointless items such as magic trees for your car or guyliner.

by frostisinyea July 27, 2011

Fighting Terrorism

Drinking until the sun comes up.

-Yo bro, you look pretty rough today.
-I know dude, I was fighting terrorism last night.

by dan176532 January 1, 2008

blue lightning

A delicious if not nutritious concoction of Bacardi 151 or straight-up gain alcohol, prescription amphetamines such as Adderall or Ritalin, and a blue colored sports drink, preferably one which encourages the uptake of electrolytes, especially likely to knock one’s socks off

alcoholritalinadderallBacardi 151grain alcoholblue lightning

by n0Really April 7, 2009

The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.

by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

White Lightning

Jizzing in your pants.

Being fast in the sac.

5:31 -Sex starts

5:32 - Sex Ends

Girl:wow. white lightning again...
Guy: sorry...

by theunkillableboner August 29, 2010