by ash nglay December 06, 2007
When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.
When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!
Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!
Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!
by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017
by SETone September 17, 2006
When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 29, 2013
by Bumblecakes July 08, 2011
when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.
by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006
by dildonose January 23, 2010