A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
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A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.
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Get the midwit filter mug.A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.
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Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"
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Get the Filter fuck mug.A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
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