Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008

festers

ugly rednecks

my neighbors are festers

by ozzy October 13, 2003

filterwhore

A person who overuses the filter effect in Adobe Photoshop, hardly using any other tools.

His graphics may look good, but he is just another filterwhore.

by Nic February 13, 2005

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017

Sara Fetter

A super hot chick who likes to have sex every night.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that hottie at the bar!
Guy 2: I know, what a Sara Fetter!

Girl 1: I asked Amanda if she wanted to hang out tonight, but she said she was busy.
Girl 2: Probably having sex. What a Sara Fetter!

by qwertyytrewq12345 April 26, 2011