Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.

My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020

Marc Falcon

Marc Falcon a kid that created the super-serum and armored flesh, he also banged ur mom

yo, Marc Falcon just mugged ur girlfriend

by Marc F-dog September 3, 2020

perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021

Slade Falconridge

Slade Falconridge, 13-years-old, resides in New Zealand, and is of Croatian descent. The third of February 2009 saw the birth of Slade Falconridge. Slade first attended Kaurilands Primary School before graduating and was then enrolled into Glen Eden Intermediate School. Although the location of his high school is still unknown, it is assumed to be in south Auckland. Slade Falconridge gained notoriety for uploading posts on Instagram under the handle @johnny.theball, the posts consisted of a rainbow rubber ball with a black smiley face wearing a shit-eating grin hand-drawn on it by his co-star Cohen. The majority of the posts were of 'Johnny' in humorous positions. Some of the posts contained Johnny wearing a PS4 headset, Johnny in a beach chair, or Johnny at Piha beach. The account, however, broke down after Slade published an image of 'Johnny' on a beach chair without Cohen's consent. Cohen believed that the posting of the account should be decided jointly, but Slade believed that since he created the account, he could post whatever he pleased. This disagreement ultimately caused the account to fail. Slade has led a fascinating and compelling life overall, and it is undoubtedly one to be appreciated.

Wow is that Slade Falconridge over there?

Sure is, hes one of the coolest guys I know

by dogham October 3, 2022

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

Big Blue Falcon

A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.

These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.

As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.

by Jimmy Drangus May 8, 2022

Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.

See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?

by Holology August 3, 2010