thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.

Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!

by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022

The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.

"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."

by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018

asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

by Ja$h November 6, 2014

farmersville

a small town near visalia, ca in the central valley. Only about 12,000 ppl live there and the majority is mexicans/gangs/low-income families. Main attraction: The dollar store one of only 5 chain stores/fast food in the entire town. yay farmersville.

she's desperately un-cultured. she must be from farmersville.

by marthalynnbaby April 10, 2008

dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009

Fametracker

A place where a whole group of overeducated snobs, with Masters degrees or higher, use their awesome education to come together and call female celebrities whores,bitch about comic books, and outsnob each other. And find the "Hoyay" in damn near everything. Ruled with an iron fist by somebody who probably wasn't popular in High School.

Hey, I got fired from my job because I kept looking at pictures of Lindsay Lohan's jugs that they put up over at Fametracker.

by Shrimpy Deveraux December 16, 2004

the farmer man

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"

CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.

by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011