A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 29, 2018
1)The better version of MySpace.
2)A place for teens to communicate.
3)An online community.
4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.
2)A place for teens to communicate.
3)An online community.
4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.
1) Damn, that bitch still uses MySpace. Why doesnt she just get a fuckin Facebook already?
2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right?
3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community".
4)
a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her.
b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest.
c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.
2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right?
3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community".
4)
a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her.
b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest.
c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.
by BlegahTheNiggah October 09, 2007
and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.
by alexc. July 04, 2008
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
a social networking site for people(usually highschool). there are different groups on facebook; the sluts, tryhards, popular, quiet, fake, and the orignal cool people. the sluts add people they dont even know and generally have 700-3000 friends. they post inappropriate pictures of themselves with caked on make-up. the annoying ones are fat and try to make themselves look skinny. the tryhard always compliment other people and like their statuses/pictures in hopes of people liking theirs back. the popular people generaly get over 20 likes for their statuses/pics. they always post pics of themselves and say, i look ugly... :L god dammit, shut the fck up, the quiet ones dont make statuses or anything, they just stay quiet.. the fake ones(usually asians) always have makeup on and wear contact lenses and their hair are always dyed. the original cool people post statuses that are funny and smart. thats why theyre cool.
so techniclly, facebook is for fake people that only have lives on the internetand when they face the real world(out of highschool) theyre fcked.
so techniclly, facebook is for fake people that only have lives on the internetand when they face the real world(out of highschool) theyre fcked.
by $#$%$%^trolling February 16, 2012
The social networking website that is inferior to MySpace for numerous reasons:
1. You cannot customize your profile page with colors or themes (unless you want white).
2. People see your real name, school, etc.
3. There's no blog; just NOTES.
4. You can't find photographers and filmmakers.
5. You can't find bands easily.
6. Your junior high school boyfriend who was an asshole to you can find you!
7. All the people you hated in high school can track you down, and act like they were always your best friend.
That's just for starters.
1. You cannot customize your profile page with colors or themes (unless you want white).
2. People see your real name, school, etc.
3. There's no blog; just NOTES.
4. You can't find photographers and filmmakers.
5. You can't find bands easily.
6. Your junior high school boyfriend who was an asshole to you can find you!
7. All the people you hated in high school can track you down, and act like they were always your best friend.
That's just for starters.
1. Facebook sucks! I can't even choose to have a BLACK background with WHITE text.
2. I have no anonymity on Facebook. Maybe I don't want the general public to see my last name!
3. I'm sorry you missed out on what's happening in my life; if Facebook had a blog, you'd be able to stay updated.
4. Whenever I try to look up artists, filmmakers, comedians, or bands, I rarely find them on Facebook.
5. It's hard to find obscure and unsigned bands on Facebook. They always give you 3,000,000 entries of people who said they LIKE that artist. Irrelevant!
6. You'll never find ME, Tony!
7. GIRL #1: Like, OMG! I can't believe it's you! Remember, I sat behind you in Chemistry sophomore year!
GIRL #2: Yeah, I remember, you called me a dyke and made fun of who my favorite band was. You also said I was a freak.
GIRL #1: Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that! Great times, huh?
2. I have no anonymity on Facebook. Maybe I don't want the general public to see my last name!
3. I'm sorry you missed out on what's happening in my life; if Facebook had a blog, you'd be able to stay updated.
4. Whenever I try to look up artists, filmmakers, comedians, or bands, I rarely find them on Facebook.
5. It's hard to find obscure and unsigned bands on Facebook. They always give you 3,000,000 entries of people who said they LIKE that artist. Irrelevant!
6. You'll never find ME, Tony!
7. GIRL #1: Like, OMG! I can't believe it's you! Remember, I sat behind you in Chemistry sophomore year!
GIRL #2: Yeah, I remember, you called me a dyke and made fun of who my favorite band was. You also said I was a freak.
GIRL #1: Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that! Great times, huh?
by kvinnan86 January 26, 2009