Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it

Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

Forking

The action of using a picking food with fork in order to eat.

Claire was forking the tomato’s. They were so good.

by Edoward R. Scissorshabd March 12, 2023

fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

Footing

Stomping a bare foot by a bare foot

Stop footing me already!

by Yamu Dictionary October 18, 2023

Footing

The act/art of placing oneself's foot inside the cooter (vagina) of their partner.

Please do footing to me. Slide you me foot up my cooter please Sir

by footingexpert February 20, 2024

fooping

shopping by foot

let's go fooping

by ofpax May 2, 2024

Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024