foaf

an obnoxious blonde person.

Britney is such a foaf!

by notafoaf February 5, 2009

Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

by Rachael November 6, 2002

banana foam

Slang for alchohal. The first letter of the particular type of Banana foam is added to the front instead of b if some one is really that stupid. Example: Vodka= Vanana foam.

I think she drank to much Banana foam...

by Not Who You Think April 26, 2005

foam hammer

Another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. A foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.

That guys is a foam hammer, he can't even drive a car!

by squidy_squid December 7, 2006

Foamer

The Ultimate Individual Who Likes Golden Nectar Of The Alcoholic Type

Also know as 'To Foam'

today I'm going to be a top foamer

by GOAT Foamer September 12, 2018

FAMF

FAMF is an acronym and stands for, Fuck all my haters

wow, famf, seriously...

by bk1215 August 15, 2011

Foamer

A person who either:
A. Calls someone a Foamer, for simply disagreeing with them.
B. Cares enough about the fact that someone might think they are a foamer that they would make an exclamation that they are not a foamer
or C. Purposely acts in a certain way for the purpose of not being considered a foamer.

The Foamer actively avoided any actions which could portray him as a foamer.

by Donald X Johnson December 11, 2007