The Fixer

Somebody who fixes everybodie's problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers....the fixer is forever in the "friend" zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or assistance.

Hey ( the fixer ) *cute girl calling*, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents'?

Hey ( the fixer ) *another cute girl calling*, my bf is a douche and I need advice, you're a good guy...can u give me advice???

Hey ( the fixer ) *buddy calling*, I'm having trouble with my gf and i need advice...

by barleyboy December 11, 2012

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Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.

Alaskan Firedragons are messy.

by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015

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fuxed

Describes an encode that's fucked up due to an error in the muxing process.

Dood, my Grave of the Fireflies rip got fuxed, all the dialogue's in Comic Sans!

by grlubb May 24, 2007

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fied

outragiously jiggaly meat on a persons body. it could be on there arms, legs, thighs, or booty.

she got too much fied for me 2 handle!

by D~RO October 9, 2008

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fired

used in a sentence to replace a curse word

fired! i should have known that.

she is such a fired person.

by Chase Hammer October 29, 2005

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Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015

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