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Fellatio Aficionado

by shambo slice July 2, 2010
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felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
by scatbrat April 16, 2009
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fellatiotone

Fellatiotone is the extreme muscular development that occurs when someone gives a lot of head. In developing fellatiotone the giver often feels muscular tiredness in the cheeks and a stiffening in the jaw. This passes once true fellatiotone is achieved.
Julie: "Gee whiz my jaw is tight and my cheeks are sore!"
Zoe: "Girl, you need to work on your fellatiotone. Once you get to be as good at giving head as me, your fellatiotone will be awesome!"
by TZN June 21, 2010
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fellaciate

by thehebb November 21, 2013
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fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.
"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."
by czehner March 17, 2015
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fellatiatoe

When you're getting head and the girl rides your big toe.
This girl was giving head to me and stuck my big toe in her pussy. That fellatiatoe got me off real quick.
by Duck_farts February 20, 2018
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Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.
by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015
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