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FOH engineer

foh engineer is the person at concerts who you see operating the mixing console. foh stands for "front of house"
this person is highly under appreciated. when the show sounds great, everyone praises the band, when the show sounds bad, everyone blames the engineer.
person one: wow that show sounded great!
person two: yeah, lets applaud the band, but did you hear the opening act? they sucked!
person one: oh, no they are good, it was just the foh engineers fault.
by jamieshred June 5, 2010
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Mr.English

the coolest teacher ever who using his charm will steal all you bikes and tv sets and put them in his back yard.
oh snap son that Mr.English just got my bike for the third time this week
or if you buy a new tv set keep an eye out for those Mr.Englishes
by its me mr.english or jason August 25, 2011
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registered engineer

Jude is a registered engineer. Basically he's a cuck
by looopzooop July 2, 2019
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not making any english

Similar to not making any sense, "not making any english" means that the writer/speaker is not making any sense probably due to incorrect grammer/word usage.

Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.
Joe: Tim, your'e not making any english.
Tim: Ah, sorry man ! I will re-phraze that
by byronwhiteson December 29, 2009
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chemical process engineer

When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).

This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"

You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."

SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"

You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
by AIChE September 5, 2016
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Stack Overflow Engineer

Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.
Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?

David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.
by xyzteaparty October 31, 2019
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Software Engineer

A person who is rejected by the Engineering community, due to a dispute over whether software engineering is really engineering, despite the fact that software engineers don't purely write code and actually are taught other aspects of engineering.
John (Mech Eng): Hey Jim, what do you do for a living?
Jim: I'm a software engineer.
John: Nerd!
Jim: Yeah? Well this nerd wrote the program for the flight computer of the aircraft you are designing, as well as the program you used to design it. Lazy ass.
John: Meehheeh fucker. *Aside* (Dude I wish I make as much as he does. All these stupid fucking problems I did and all I get for it is to be made fun of by a rather sexy man actually.)
by LUENGSTUDENT March 23, 2011
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