Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.

See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.

by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

elderwoody

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

by panterax3 April 28, 2014

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

easer

Slang for easier or easy, achieved without great effort; presenting few difficulties.

It's easer to do this
I can easery to do this
Is there an easer way to do it

by nynence June 4, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

elder booby

A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.

Elder booby is a mess!

by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 16, 2017