elderhead

1) A person with the misfortune of having a head that looks over 50 years of age and a body of a person that looks under 25.

2) An elderhead's cranium.

3) A person under the age of 25 receiving oral sex from a person over 50.

1) Every time I go to the YMCA there is some guy that has the head of Keith Richards and the body of Taylor Lautner. That guy is one bizarre elderhead.

2) Look at that woman's elderhead.

3) Mrs. Wilson gave elderhead to Steve under the bleachers.

by Molby9 January 15, 2012

elderwoody

The erection that a senior man achieves (75+yrs).

Look at that elderwoody Floyd has as he plays shuffleboard.

by panterax3 April 28, 2014

eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

by Goldentaint September 24, 2014

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderliness

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

by Elderliness June 15, 2017

eager peter

A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.

"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."

by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017

elder booby

A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.

Elder booby is a mess!

by Kyslyskusgshbdfmu October 16, 2017