The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
The updated word for 'Karen' that only Gen Z understand, for know it all Caucasian women that are aggressive and very annoying. Often shortened to 'elf'
Susan: The USA has had the strictest lockdown in the world
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
by Hugh jasssss October 02, 2021
some elf in a jar
by pufflerdude January 03, 2023
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 03, 2023
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 03, 2023
The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020