elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 13, 2017

ELF

A little bastard at the North Pole that threw yellow snow at another bastard

That ELF threw a Piss ball at me

by Hey man, I have an Elf bomb July 8, 2020

drip elf

cock

drip elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

elf!!

"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.

elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"

by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021

Elf Booster

When two elves stack on top of each other to eat out a tell girl while she is standing

We were looking for a step stool but we had to resort to an Elf Booster
Team work makes the dream work

by pickle_monkey November 26, 2022