Eduardo Rodriguez

Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.

Literally anyone: "What your name?"

Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."

Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."

by The Truth and Nothing More. January 26, 2023

teen-edger

somebody who adopts the ethics and lifestyle of straight edge just to be cool. It may be done to hold a moral high-ground over your peers, or just a reason to combat your homo-erotic feelings by punching somebody in the face, a means of justification if you will.
Teen-edgers may claim to like Minor Threat, but only because their friends do.
Drink's Pepsi because it's ethically made, according to what the person with the highest scene points says.

"I'VE GOT STRATE EJ!! GUYZ!!"

or

*punches in face/looks down on you for drinking a beer*

by holdthex's May 14, 2005

Edward Cullen

A 118 year old vampire pedophile who is in love with an 18 year old girl, Bella Swan. His main hobby is watching Bella sleep. While most people would think this is creepy, it is now socially acceptable, because Edward is so darn gorgeous that whatever he does is amazing. Edward also enjoys eating mountain lions, smashing things to show how strong he is, and saving Bella from getting killed. Edward Cullen had set the standards so high for men to follow, that women will even compare their boyfriends to him. Some even say, "Why aren't you more like Edward?" Edward is what girls fantasize about, and what boys throw their darts at.

Girl: I cannot believe you! Why don't you want to get married at age 18? We are in love! If Edward Cullen was my boyfriend, he would marry me! You need to be more like him!

by craziness15 February 7, 2010

Edgars Mom

A mom who should go into the porn business. shes 33 years old as of november 2020, shes at least a d cup. Her ass looks like a two beach balls put together. shes supposedly married but not for long no matter how buff her husband is,(no ones bullet proof) also tell her to accept my instagram request.

Edgars Mom is my bitch
Edgars Mom rides my dick

Edgars Mom is suddenly a widow

by TTV_ChiliPepper November 24, 2020

Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

edward fourloko hands

The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.

Daniel threw up for five hours after playing edward fourloko hands on his birthday.

by we read books and shit December 14, 2010