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experience

An unusual disgusting bowel movement. Often watery in nature. It generally will be remembered for some time.
Ryan must have had a crazy experience because that bathroom stinks.
by Kevin Nelson September 19, 2006
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Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique
Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option
by djdan14 May 13, 2010
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experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex
1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night
by dillwhole November 24, 2007
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Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.
I wish to ask for your expertiseness.
by kaigal February 8, 2010
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Neapolitan Experience

A threesome involving a black person, a white person preferably blond, and a legitimate naturally ocurring ginger complete with the fabled and mystically magical fire crotch (aka the curtains match the drapes).

combinations of sexes are not pertinent. aka: rainbow neapolitan, lipstick neapolitan, etc.)
Tyron and Annie meet the platinum blond Brittany and decide this magical combination is too much to pass up, let the neapolitan experience begin.
by Samuel Clemmens September 19, 2011
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JFK experience

when you or a friend are playing a game and said individual gets shot in the back of the head while running\driving in the opposite direction
friend gets shot:

me: damn u got the jfk experience
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The Ricky-D Experience

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he gets injured in the process.
Friend: I heard Brittney came over for the Islanders game yesterday.

Me: Yeah we fucked the entire game, but then my dick broke.

Friend: I hate The Ricky-D Experience.
by Werka November 16, 2012
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