An early-warning system deployed by women to indicate A) they are feeling cold or B) they are feeling horny. The skill lies in the interpretation.
If you see a woman with erect nipples try asking: "Are those two frozen peas in your bra or would you like me to fuck you?"
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Dude, yeah, you're an erek!
Dude, yeah, you're an erek!
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A popular pairing in the anime/manga Attack on Titan that focuses on two main characters, Eren Yeager and Levi Ackerman, in a romantic and often sexualized relationship. While being the most popular yaoi pairing in the fandom, it comes with a host of problems, especially regarding the age of Eren in contrast to Levi, and the way many paint their relationship to be abusive.
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Get the erectron mug.Ship between two lovers, Eren and Historia from hit anime and manga 'Attack On Titan'. Also known as EreKuri. Despite the pair receiving so much hate in the fandom, there is a lot of evidence to back it up. This is believed to be the reason it gets a lot of hate. Historia refused to sacrifice Eren and recovering the Original Titan. Eren refused to sacrifice Historia for the sake of the 50 year plan. This pair has constantly gone through a lot to protect the other from hardships and from dying.
by ErenHistoria January 25, 2020
Get the erehisu mug.A Male penis at its proudest moment yet most vunerable time. When a male looks at a female that he is sexually attracted he is then overcome by arousal which begins to fill his penis with blood thus enlarging more roughly two times as large until it stands as alert as a soldier and as proud as the Statue Liberty. Also this is a meaning that the penis is ready for a variety of sexual inducing activities this includes sex, wanking, beating , sucking , fucking , licking , oral , anal , mastrubation
Jimmy had just hit puberty and began to feel a wide range of emotional and sexual feelings it was then he realized his duty as a man which was to fuck a woman. Upon realizing this he began to look at woman in a different way as sex tools. He started off basic wanking dry with no lube his first ejaculation was drippy and not to aggressive. Later on as he began to mastrubate up to three times a day his orgasms grew stronger and lasted longer instead of th drippy ejaculation he used to get, he started to get long strings of hot jizz splashing all over his bed.
It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection
It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection
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