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Dylan

Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
Don’t be such a Dylan
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
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A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair
Oml Dylan is so dumb
by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018
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A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.
Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m
by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018
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A gay kid addicted to fortnight who is bad at all call of duty games and is a try hard who has a small penis
man have you seen him he is such a dylan
by Club_Flashy March 5, 2019
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A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.
Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan
by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019
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He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat
Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig
by Haidance October 18, 2019
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