Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

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Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

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A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
“Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)

“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”

by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020

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