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Fuck Drunk

When you are being fucked so well that you enter a complete state of bliss, thus acting and feeling like you are drunk
Jermey was fucking Jonn so good, that Jonn became fuck drunk.
by codster3339 December 19, 2011
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DRUNK MAYOR

Drunk guy that knows everybody in town.
I saw the DRUNK MAYOR was wandering Helens Club last night. He was slamming FIREBALL's with friends.
by DUVALLZ July 20, 2016
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Drunk Facebooking

A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).

(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?

Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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piss drunk

-intoxicated to the point of incoherence that one would urinate in inappropriate places such as on a wall or in a trash can
-very intoxicated
Man I was piss drunk last night; I woke up to a puddle of piss on my floor.
by jim gordon October 9, 2005
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House Drunk

A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home.
I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I'd rather get house drunk.
by trixie c December 22, 2005
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Drunk Bomb

n.

The results of any occaision where five or more people end up passed out in one room from excessive alcohol abuse.

See also Drunk Grenade.
It looks like a Drunk Bomb went off in here.
by Brok Lee May 2, 2005
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stanley drunk

So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.
Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...
by dutchsydney February 6, 2014
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