People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
by Zimbabwe June 14, 2004
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This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
by N2Y3724 January 24, 2010
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Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
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