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doggie mama

term used to describe a woman past 40 who is convinced that her dog is actually a baby and that she must treat it as such. She will normally dress the dog in ridiculous accoutremants and she may order food for "her baby" when eating out.
"she lets the dog sleep on the bed with her

"what doggie mamma!"
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doggers

Whoa brah check out my doggers!
by jason December 4, 2004
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doggie dooley

A miniuature "septic tank" for dog waste. I swear to God.
When Fido gets done taking a dump, put the turds in the Doggie Dooley.
by Vance January 6, 2004
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Doggie bag

When a man is giving it doggy style and the woman reaches back and grabs his ball sack
Just as I was about to get off she gave me a doggie bag
by Fuwigie August 13, 2016
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doggie-position

Lets do the doggie-position
by Kelfanovic April 13, 2016
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Brown Dogger

A scruffy looking person sitting on a blanket outside a store begging for small change, accompanied as often as not, by a brown dog on the end of a piece of string.
by Doghouse Riley January 11, 2009
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Don't hurt the doggie!!

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"
by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012
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