by LordShahagan November 26, 2014
Get the disney defense mug.A wonder and magic filled place wit a little rat mascot that wears gloves that are twice the size of his hands and has a duck friend that has spaz -attacks and freak-outs all the time the rat also has a rat girlfriend that also has gloves to big for
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
person1: I cant wait to go to Disney World
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
by AMONG_US_PURPLE_GUY_ October 22, 2020
Get the Disney World mug.To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.
Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."
by toogayforthis April 23, 2017
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Get the disney danny mug.It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
by MandalorianInquisition January 16, 2020
Get the The Disney Heresy mug.The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.
I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015
Get the disney shitblast mug.A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity
by Blueninja1988@gmail.com November 3, 2015
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