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poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo
by LA.J December 16, 2008
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diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance January 19, 2005
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p diddy

a used-to-be alright rappper who now strives on remixes and politics
p diddy: haven't you heard of my campaign "Vote or Die"

stan: what the hell does that even mean?

p diddy: -pulls out a gun- what do you think it means, bitch?
by sly madman October 30, 2004
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p diddy

A person who speaks nonsense and believes him/herself like Duke. AKA Pipe Dream
P Diddy said he was going to meet me with the $500 he owes me.
by stitch March 11, 2004
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Diddy Piss

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.
"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"
by Jameson H. April 30, 2009
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Don’t Diddle December

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December
by Watson my dear December 2, 2019
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P. Diddy

a homo rapper who can't write his own lyrics
by Omega Death March 27, 2003
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