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Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
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Defense commitments

NATO has defense commitments to one another.
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Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.
Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
by na-meme42 April 21, 2024
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SpongeBob Tower Defense

a tower defense game where u defend the tower, and it has story mode, summon, cool units and such more.
"i've heard that spongebob tower defense is a cool game, and so i've decided that tower heroes and spongebob td will be my favo(u)rite td games."
by officalh4mm3r April 18, 2025
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Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
by Sdag327 December 28, 2023
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Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.
When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert
by guest E51 April 20, 2019
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Anti Mormon Defense Wall

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."
by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019
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