Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

Dumbass Dave

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

Dave Creighton

Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.

Oi that guy is definitely pulling a Dave Creighton, he is a weird one!

by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016

Dave Mclean

A derogatory term for a friend who has loud, vigorous intercourse while someone else is present in the room. He will usually make a great effort in making it audible to the other person.

Charles: "Ohhh yeahh oooohhh yeah take it!"
Derrick: "Hey man I don't know if you noticed but I've been sitting at this desk for almost an hour. Gosh you're a regular Dave Mclean!!"

by duckbutter66 May 9, 2011

Daveed Diggs

A beautiful, beautiful, amazing man who has hella good hair. His rapping skills are out of this world, he is a literal BEAST. A part of Clipping and used to play Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette in Hamilton the Musical.

Daveed Diggs is one of the best people in the world.

by An Okay Dude December 23, 2016

Dave Faber

The lead singer of the amazing Canadian rock band Faber Drive. Although he is not the best looking he is extremely fun, funny and has a great personality. Girls drool at his feet because he is just so damn hot.

"OMG! I went to the Faber Drive last night and Dave Faber was such a great preformer! I love him!"

by DaveFabersFutureWife April 15, 2010