Twice Daily

Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!

by Shin Moses October 10, 2008

your Daily Donkey

When you get this big dick.

Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.

by Ya_Boy_Big_Nuts September 29, 2015

Daily

Dai·ly
Dālē

noun; informal
plural noun: dailys

A "daily" or "dailys" are photos or videos of one partner that are sent to the other partner, daily.

These photo's or videos consist of nudity, teasing ( including booty pics, dick pics, etc...)

Hey baby, I'm going to send you today's daily.

I'm going to go shower. I'll have your dailys ready for you by then.

by Coffee Gum May 7, 2018

daily driver

the piece of glass one chooses to toke with most frequently. It is chosen for toking so often because of its functionality and simplicity.

You: "Although I have an extensive collection, I always end up using this Vertigo Glass circ bubbler. It's my daily driver."

or

Toker 1: "Grab your Dizzle/Deppe collab for us to use."

Toker 2: "No thanks, compadre. I'm just going to grab my daily driver, as it's already dirty, and I don't want you to break one of my very expensive pieces."

or

SG Stemline, SG Pillar, Itza Mega Circ, Nate Dizzle Swiss Perc, Roor.de, SGW Waffle

by the Earl of Erl July 13, 2011

dahle

biggest dick ever. period.

ur a dahle, bruh

by rektster May 26, 2016

The Daily Show Generation

Generation Y and every generation thereafter.

The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.

These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.

The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?

Everyone else in America: STFU

by Comic Nut January 6, 2011

the daily show

a "fake" news show hosted by jon stewart thats very funny but too liberal definitely not as funny as the colbert report

person 1: did you see the daily show yesterday
person 2: yea it was funny
person 1: did you see the colbert report yesterday
person 2: yea it was funnier

by burgerking2 July 12, 2006