Bumper Cupcake

Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper

Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.

by Main Shear November 6, 2019

cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.

"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"

by No puttz April 11, 2015

cunty cupcake

A person who is a cunt but also kinda sweet I guess

Person1" oh my god Bethany your such cunty cupcake!"
Person2" thanks pookie"

by @urmomshouse0217 November 8, 2023

Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

getting cupcakes

Having sexual relations with a person younger than you

Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun

by God of bepis June 14, 2021

cupcake question

A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.

Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.

by cottag3ch33s3 December 13, 2018