cumberspoof

a gay man

Wow, he hooked up with a guy, what a cumberspoof!

by resort November 29, 2017

Cumberg

When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.

I had to steer clear of the cumberg last night.

by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019

Cumber Sunday dinner

The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi

Can’t wait for me grannie to make me a cucumber Sunday dinner

by Matty Ayre April 7, 2020

Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

Also called OCD.
When someone has a huge crush on Benedict Cumberbatch.

When someone is far too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective.
Alternative word for OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Friend: Let's watch Doctor Strange!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOCTOR STRANGGGEEEE! BENEEEDICTTTTT CUMBBBERRBACTHHH!!!!

Friend: You definitely have an Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder...

by SherlockHolmesObsession March 20, 2017

cumbersome

A fancy word literary snobs like to use instead of complicated when referring to sentence structure.

The word gets very annoying when used over and over again.

Teacher: "Don't end your sentences in prepositions, but make sure your sentences aren't cumbersome."

by 0000000oooo. September 23, 2009

Watchin' Commercials

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009

cumberlands

A brand of sausage which resembles to fat peoples fingers.

john "CUMBERLAND"
daniel *cries*

by Sublime Lance July 15, 2008