eyeball cameras

A devise that is planted behind the eyeball, in order to capture a truly rare moment at anytime, so as to prove to everyone else that it really happened, when time does not allow the fetching of a traditional camera.

"Did you see Bobby making with that sea heffer?"

Yeah I totally got it on my eyeball cameras. Lets put it on youtube"

by Biblepimp81 March 2, 2010

cumer

cumer when a new person comes you say hello new cumer

Cardi b: hola cumer

by DORER December 17, 2020

Cumbrain

A guy who is ignorant/nescient, who didn’t get a joke and took it very offensively

Person 1: That bitch a queer!
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE! I WILL CALL THE POLICE AND CANCEL YOU!
Person 1: Woah it was a joke you cumbrain

by Bordellr March 11, 2020

Camera Roll

Slang for a woman's asshole. Can be used to discreetly ask for anal in a sexy way, or to see if a girl is DTF

Him "Heeyyy gurl, can I see ya camera roll later tonight?"
Her "Sure thing babe, lemme wash up before I come over"

Him "Dude Mia Khalifa is so fucking hot"
Other Him "Yeaa bro, you see her take it up the camera roll yet?"

Him "Hey, may I please see your camera roll?"
Her "Why? I mostly just have dog pictures on there."
Him "Oh, ok that sounds boring"

by TheRelicHunter November 7, 2020

New Camera Syndrome

As knows as ACS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.

Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.

by Mariii February 23, 2008

Cumbrain

To be really horny

“Damn isaiah be really cumbrain for Cú Chulainn and muscular women.

by Cú Chulainn Milker November 20, 2019

mug on the camera

“Mug” means ugly. So, there’s no other way to sum this phrase up other than “the ugly person in the group photo”.

Alicia: This hoco pic is amazing. I can’t even explain what’s going on with Jenna though.

Dominik: She’s the mug on the camera, Alicia.

by itzz_dominik July 23, 2019